manboobmaiden: unc0n5c10u5: Prelude- I’m aware that this is old and stuff and from 4chan, but I’m going to pick it apart anyone so everyone can get a view inside my mind. jonnywanser: Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch For future reference- this is the kind of person I hate. In fact, I can’t really think of a person I’d like to punch in the face more. The reasons- 1.) Fake tan. For whatever reason I don’t enjoy orange people. 2.) The necklace that I only assume is religious. Don’t have anything wrong with religion, but pretending to be religious when you’re not is just terrible. 3.) The bottle of vodka in his hand. I mean, fuck. Claim to get straight A’s but drink bottles of vodka. The two are inversely related. 4.) He acts as if he owns his girlfriend. Everyone deserves respect, even orange people with dyed white hair. Well, maybe not. But he’s at her level. 5.) Arrogance. You’re allowed to be happy with yourself, but hell, that’s too much. 6.) Homophobia. Gay people are awesome, he acts as if being gay is terrible. (for my 0 followers out there- I’m not gay) 7.) Basically everything else. wow lol trolled hard you are hilarious But what about the oompa loompas? They are orange too! :’< I bet you don’t enjoy lavender people either! But some of us can’t help it!

manboobmaiden:

unc0n5c10u5:

Prelude- I’m aware that this is old and stuff and from 4chan, but I’m going to pick it apart anyone so everyone can get a view inside my mind.

jonnywanser:

Hey Faggots, 

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. 

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. 

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

For future reference- this is the kind of person I hate. In fact, I can’t really think of a person I’d like to punch in the face more. The reasons-

1.) Fake tan. For whatever reason I don’t enjoy orange people.

2.) The necklace that I only assume is religious. Don’t have anything wrong with religion, but pretending to be religious when you’re not is just terrible.

3.) The bottle of vodka in his hand. I mean, fuck. Claim to get straight A’s but drink bottles of vodka. The two are inversely related.

4.) He acts as if he owns his girlfriend. Everyone deserves respect, even orange people with dyed white hair. Well, maybe not. But he’s at her level.

5.) Arrogance. You’re allowed to be happy with yourself, but hell, that’s too much.

6.) Homophobia. Gay people are awesome, he acts as if being gay is terrible. (for my 0 followers out there- I’m not gay)

7.) Basically everything else.

wow lol trolled hard you are hilarious

But what about the oompa loompas? They are orange too! :’< I bet you don’t enjoy lavender people either! But some of us can’t help it!

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